(Source: blink-if-you-want-me-x0, via thefunnygentleman)
I CAN’T BREATH HOLY SHIT
OH MY GOD I DONT THINK AN INTERNET VIDEO HAS MADE ME LAUGH THAT HARD IN LIKE A YEAR.
I FOUND THE VIDEO OMG FINALLY I FOUND IT OMFG I LAUGH EVERY TIME
Is anyone else legitimately concerned for this cat’s health or…
(Source: videohall, via thefunnygentleman)
Ian Somerhalder would be a perfect Christian Grey! The way he looks at this reporter is INSANE
Her panties after this interview must’ve been dripping wet!
(Source: domiflowers)
They say that in order to overcome our problems, we must face them. But what happens when the problem is our face?
My skin care routine used to revolve solely on drug-store cleansers -usually Neutrogena or Clean&Clear- and heavy moisturisers, which always did more harm than good.I’ve since taken a hint or two from mother nature herself, and discovered natural, more effective, and inexpensive solutions to tackle every one of my skin’s needs.
Since most girls use foundation every day, it oftentimes clogs the pores and, if left untreated, can lead to severe acne. My solution?
Coffee-Sugar Based Scrub! Here’s how to make/use it it:
1. For a normal/oily complexion, combine equal parts of ground coffee (i prefer it to be freshly ground) and white/brown sugar. A dry scrub will provide a deeper cleanse, working to eliminate excess oil.
2. Wash your face with your regular cleanser. Then pour some of the dry coffee-sugar mixture onto your fingertips and massage your face for at least 3 minutes.
3. Rinse with lukewarm water then pat dry with a soft towel.
4. For a dry complexion, add 3-4 tablespoons -quantity can be changed upon preference) of extra virgin olive oil or honey to the coffee-sugar mixture. The olive oil/honey will provide added moisturisation, making your skin twice as soft. 
Cucumber Toner:
This has got to be the easiest and the healthiest thing you can make for your face!
1. First, carefully wash -but not peel- your cucumber. Although the skin may have been sprayed with pesticides, it contains countless vitamins!
2. If you have an electric citrus fruit juicer, try to position the cucumber vertically on top of the twister, and apply pressure downward. The juicer should be able to extract all the cucumber juice.
3. If you don’t own a citrus fruit juicer, simply grate the cucumber through the finest grater you’ve got, making sure to allow the grated cucumber pieces to collect in a bowl/cup.
4. Once grated/juiced, put the cucumber pulp into a small strainer.
5. Using a spoon, apply pressure on the pulp so that its juices seep through the strainer and collect in a cup/glass.
6. Transfer this juice into a closable container or small bottle, to be stored in the fridge.
7. Apply this toner all over the entire face -including eye area- and neck after washing/exfoliating, using a cotton pad. The cucumber juice will invigorate the skin, delivering precious vitamins into your pores, keeping oil levels controlled and acne at bay.
8. Do not use cucumber juice older than 3 days, as it would have oxidized, rendering it less effective. 
*The cucumber juice extracted should look something like this:
*If you’re feeling a little brave, you could even drink this miracle concoction in the morning on an empty stomach, or as your last drink in the evening. You will see a dramatic change in the brightness of your complexion within the week!
Lemon & Cucumber Toner (for oily skin):
1. Follow the steps above to obtain fresh cucumber juice.
2. Squeeze the juice of ‘x’ number of lemons -so long as the quantity of lemon juice equals that of cucumber juice.
3. Combine equal parts of cucumber/lemon juice, and transfer this toner in a small bottle.
4. Using a cotton pad, apply the toner to a clean/exfoliated face or body -any area prone to excess oil secretion or acne.
5. Since both lemon and cucumber are natural astringents, they will quickly eliminate excess oil without overdrying the skin, leaving it smooth and blemish-free. 6. Store in the fridge, or in a dry/cool place.
*To further extend the benefits of lemon juice, absorb it internally as well as externally! Drink the freshly squeezed juice of a lemon in a 250-500 mL glass of water before bed and every morning upon waking up. The lemon juice will detoxify the body of any built-up junk, effectively flushing away any unwanted substances. By extension, a detoxified body will exhibit clearer, brighter skin. You will see dramatic results within a week!
(Source: maddykinns)
I’ve never been particularly tempted by sushi… something about eating raw fish just didn’t rub me the right way.
I’ve tried it a year ago, and I remember liking it. But that was the end of it.
UNTIL NOW:
I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING SUSHI EVER.
…and now I think I’m gonna be an addict. I can feel it, deep, deep in my loins.
- A man: I want happiness.
- Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
